Laugh Out Loud - Showering...and Pouting?

Yeah I totally didn't forget about posting this. Hehe…

Dialogue from last Saturday night when we were hanging out at our cousins’ house

My little brother: Let’s go keep playing basketball!

Elijah: Uh, no I don’t want to right now.

My little brother: Why not?

Elijah: Because I already showered.

My little brother: You can shower by yourself?! How old are you?

🤦🏽‍♀️

Traffic police incident that my mom told me about

So my mom was driving alone and got pulled over. The officer came over, said hello, and then asked, “Why do you look so upset?”

My mom was like “I don’t know. I didn’t know I looked upset.” And he said yes, she looked so grumpy. So then my mom said there were just a lot of things going on in her head. The officer was like “Oh ok. Then I’ll just let you go deal those things.” And he let her go.

When I heard this, I decided looking upset was the best way to get rid of traffic police and made a mental note to try it someday. (I’m an expert at looking so upset you wouldn’t want to talk to me. Just ask my mom.)

~shellyK

P.S. Anyone want me to keep up with having a joke at the beginning of each blog? If I get at least five yeses from different people, I’ll do it!