Laugh Out Loud - Tarzan!! and Sandals

I’M BACK PEOPLEEE!

Sorry about missing over a month of blogs. Long story short, my year-old, latest-model laptop had a screen problem, and I managed to “fix” it with tape until my dad made me take it off so he could figure out what was wrong. Then the screen froze, and he had to take it to a computer guy who promptly declared that the screen was dead. So now I’m using one of my brother’s laptops until mine is resurrected. Anyway, I had been drafting a blog on my laptop, but I won’t be able to access it for a while. And it was really funny, too😞😭😭I tell you, next time I ain’t gonna settle for nothing but the best—and by best I mean Mac😏

Another embarrassing short story from this past Sunday

So here I am blasting aliens on my Nintendo Switch in the living room and my brother pops his head around the corner and goes, “Why are you in the dark?”

And that’s when I realized the sun had been gone for over half an hour and it was near 7 pm.

“Oh, yeah.” I dragged myself to close the curtains noisily.

“That sounded bad,” my brother said from the kitchen.

“Nah, it’s nothing.” I hopped onto the couch to turn on the lights. Then I got this stupid idea to jump off the arm of the couch instead of just getting off. Maybe it was because of gaming for so long, but I totally missed the jump, and my foot caught on the arm of the couch.

Down I came—the bolt of Tash falls from above!—and landed smack on the floor.

“Now that sounded bad.’”

“Nope! I’m good!”

Dang, that hurt.

I rushed to turn on the other lights and plopped myself on the couch to get back to my game. I didn’t even rub off the pain ‘cuz I didn’t want my brother to know. That would be too funny for him. So now I’ve got a bump the size of Ping-Pong ball on my left knee.

Ok, maybe I exaggerated a little there.

Traffic police incident I heard from my friend’s mom

From what she said, she got pulled over and the police couldn’t find anything wrong with the car. So you know what he said? He demanded to see what kind of shoes she had on.

Like, really.

Yep.

She opened the door so he could see, and then he looked at her shoes told her it’s ILLEGAL to wear open shoes while driving. Where he came up with such an idea, is beyond me. Ridiculous as it sounds, she actually had to pay a fine for wearing open shoes while she was driving.

~shellyK

P.S. I shall attempt to keep up with these weekly blogs (school yk and writing too, come to think of it), but if I miss one or two do me a favor and act like nothing happened.