It was a cold winter's evening, everything was eerie, anything seemed like it could come alive... BEEP BEEP BEEP. The pizza in the oven is done... Slowly, I crept over to the oven, slowwwwwwly she opened it... All of the sudden "LEAVE ME ALONE!!" THE IMPOSSIBLE WAS HAPPENING! THE OVEN WAS SPEAKING TO HER! "W-w-what-t d-do y-you want-t from m-me?!" "SEND ME BACK TO MY UNIVERSITY!!" It roared! She was confused. "Why?" "BECAUSE I WANT TO GET ANOTHER DEGREE!"
This brings us to discuss one of the most common joke forms on earth. The dad joke.
What makes a dad joke funny? The unbelievable cringeyness, followed by an eyeroll. Or you could say that they're not funny, just annoying.
What makes a dad joke a dad joke? Anyone can tell a dad joke, but what is the difference between a dad joke, and a bad joke? If you're a cynic, spelling is your answer. BUT a dad joke is usually told...................... BY A DAD!! A dead giveaway.
What are the origins of a dad joke? This is highly classified information only acquired by storming the DAAU (Dads Across America United), and since I obviously don't have the manpower, nor the will to be caught and mercilessly tickled by the nuts who guard the organization, you must imagine it for yourself.
Which bear is the most condescending?
A-Pan-Duh!
-S.M.C. Agent of TAAU
😂I snorted so loud when I read that joke; definitely didn't expect it. My mom and brother looked at me like 🤔😐😶