The Every-Other-Day Bloggo - 4/11/22

Blog #44

Ayo Y'all

The most underrated worship song of all time, "Undivided" by Hannah Kerr... AHHH I LOVE IT SO MUCHHH!!! 🎶 I WON'T STAND HERE BEFORE YOU AND LIFT MY HANDS IN VAIN; WHEN I WORSHIP MY HEART WON'T SEE ANY OTHER NAME 🎶 Listen to it, the words are POW. ER. FUL. Anyhow I usually open these things up with a quote, right? "Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; don't walk behind me, I may not lead; just walk beside me and be my friend." #WinnieThePooh Y'all these past few years on BJU have taught me so much about true friendship and I couldn't be more thankful for all y'all on DLO. (Shoutout to Katie Meyer even tho she's technically not on BJU anymore, YOU ARE AMAZING!!! #MyOnlineBestie) Anyhow all that mushy stuff doesn't feel natural so lettuce move things along (ha see what I did there?) I have an important announcement to make;

Important Announcement that Selah has to make that needs to be in bold letters to look super official: I... made a bet with my mom... and... the bet was that I could go *gulp*..............................................................two months without SUGAR!! IT'S SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!! Yesterday we went out for a pancake breakfast with folks from my church (Shoutout to Abby Binda --> 91728 and she's also on the CC cuz she's my childhood best friend and she was with me yesterday and she's amazing y'all should all get to know her love you Abbyyyyyy!!!! <3) and ev. er. y. per. son. ar. ound. me. was. drink. ing. so. da. 😱😭 And I ordered unsweetened iced tea and the waitress made a mistake and gave me a SIERRA MIST and I had to tell her, "No ma'am I ordered unsweetened iced tea. Y'know the kind with NO SUGAR. THE BITTER DRINK. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT LADY." 😶 So Abby was like, "So how's it taste?" XD I gritted my teeth and said, "MARVELOUS DAHLING MARVELOUS JUST LIKE DRINKING TREE BARK. HOW'S YOUR CAFFINATED 240 CALORIE SODA DEAR?" Then her little bro (this kid is hilarious, he knows how to make me tick but he's actually a pretty good kiddo) was like, "LET ME READ YOU THE DESSERT MENU SELAH. OUT LOUD." 🤨😒😑 I could actually eat the pancakes since the maple syrup was natural sugar, (HALLELUJAH!! GLORY BE!!) so I lived, loll.

Also I need peoples to tell me.. does anyone know what "gg" means in texting? My soccer team has a gc and on it there's this one guy who always uses the abbv. "gg" and "w". I had no idea what he meant and our conversation went like this...

Me: So, Bro, what does gg and w mean?

Him: W

Him: gg

Me: Yeah I totally understand that.

Him: W

Me: WOULD YOU JUST ANSWER THE STINKIN QUESTION?!

Him: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

Me: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

Him: W

Me: Elly told me never to let a guy know you're annoyed cuz that'll just make him more annoying. I should've listened.

Him: yOu wErE AnNoYed?

Me: Nahhh, never. Me? Annoyed with you? HOw could I EVER get annoyed with you? No. Nope. Never.

Him: Well that's good to know.

Me: W

Disclaimer: My recounting of that conversation was from memory, NOT word for word in case in the odd chance that "Bro" should read this and sue me because I misquoted him, XD.

😂😂 So we now know that W means win but we're still clueless on gg. 😒 Any help?

Hint: Gg don't mean good grief, good gravy, good going, good greens (Since when are greens GOOD?!), goat germs, grid games, green grits (ew), golly goodness, or good gracious.

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!!

-Se