The Every-Other-Day Bloggo - 2/6/21

Blog #35

Hi Folkies!

Quote of the Day: “Person 1: ‘I just watched a film where a man’s wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. In a twisted turn of events his son is kidnapped, and he has to chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.’ Person 2: ‘Uhhhh, what was it called?’ Person 1: ‘Finding Nemo.’” That’s a kid’s movie? Wow I knew the world was messed up but when ya put it that way… 🤦🏽‍♀️

Useless Fact of the Day: “Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.” So… that doesn’t make any sense at all! Shouldn’t you lose calories because of the very hard work of bringing a stamp up to your mouth, licking it, and sticking it on the envelope? No? Ok…

I just realized that it’s been a while since I’ve done an explosive rant thingy, so I decided to take a hint from Lorelai Venters (may she rest in peace) and do one inspired by her… *sniff* death. *muffled sobs* I’d like to first mention however that I am definitely plagiarizing her in this. But for all of y’all who don’t know what I’m plagiarizing, NEVER FEAR! I’m including that too.

“A Series of Unfortunate Events: (BJU Edition XD)”:

Finished School: Katie Meyer & Madyson Fore

Disappeared without a trace for weeks on end: Harley Wheeler

False “Unworthy of My Friends Phase”: Zari Priestley

Disappeared with vague picture-goodbye: Collin Mossotti & Lydia Aaron

Disappeared for a day, but came back the next (thank GOODNESS!: Selah Canfield

Not quite sure what happened, but hopefully you’ll come back: Ava Kane & Nathan Peterson

The only problem I’ve ever had with you is when I forgot you told me that you wouldn't be on one Friday and then when I finally remembered, I was able to wait {somewhat} patiently until your long-awaited weekend return. Don’t ever leave me, please! Elisabeth Roop

DO YOU GUYS SEE WHAT I”M GOING THOUGH?! AND I’M A PEOPLE PERSON! AN EXTROVERT! A VERY LONELY QUARENTINE VICTIM!!!!!!!! I’M SLOWLY AND TORTUROUSLY GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Lorelai

I’m now making my own series of unfortunate events. (BJU Edition as well)

A Series of Unfortunate Events (BJU Edition):

Lorelai Venters: Disappeared without a trace since LAST YEAR. Highschool killed her. *sadness*

Collin Mossotti: Some jerk decided to report his bio. OVER AND OVER. We all miss this guy. 😭

Serenity De Leon: (I actually don’t know this person, but thought I’d include her cuz I know of her sad story) SOMEONE ELSE ALSO DECIDED TO DELETE HER BIO MULTIPLE TIMES. THE JERKS.

Lydia Aaron: School tore her away from us. We shall remember her, as she was, sweet and kind. *sobs*

Zari Priestley: Finished school and left depressing poem on bio... We all miss The Daily Cringe and chit chatting with her. *deep and utter depression*

Robert Lamm: Left for a while but came back. (DON’T YOU DARE LEAVE AGAIN! YOU DO AND I’LL SEND MY BODYGUARD – yes, I have a bodyguard, running this blog is dangerous, y’all – TO YOUR HOUSE ARMED WITH A GULLWHACKER AND A WET NOODLE!)

Sophia McCready: 🛑RESTRICTION🛑

Elisabeth Roop: Also RESTRICTION. We all miss her tales of duct taping ppl to walls, her daily quotes, and playing Truth or Dare with her. *emotional meltdown*

Katie Meyer: Actually, only problem I’ve ever had with you is when you didn’t respond to my messages for a while cuz you had company. (DON’T. EVER. LEAVE.)

DON’T YOU PEOPLE SEE WHAT YOU’RE DOING TO ME?! I’M ALSO A PEOPLE PERSON! AN EXTROVERT TO THE MAX! IF I LOSE ANY MORE OF YOU, I’LL SLOWLY AND TORTUROUSLY GO INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!

Prayer Challenge: Pray for a BJU Buddy!

BByeyeye all y’all heartbreaking, abandoning folkies… *even more sobbing*… man, this blog was depressing… next one will be a barrel of laughs to redeem myself…

-Selah